Welcome to the official website of The Plonkers™.
The Plonkers are the New Forests very own Agricultural Orchestra,
The original and established entertainment band
were formed in 1979 by Golly The Plonker
in Hampshire.
They play Scrumpy and Western music at:
Beer festivals, County Fairs, Craft Shows, Steam Fairs, Pubs etc.

Click here to enter The Plonkers website

Last revised: June 04, 2023

For those of you who have cramp or have consumed too much cider,
the page will automatically load after 10 seconds